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author's note: hello folks, cartoonfan22 here and here is the first episode of "The Pony Critic", where he breaks the fourth wall for our entertainment... and it ain't entertaining when he reviews... my story: "Sister Talks Back"! that's right, my story is gonna be reviewed by TPC, So I hope you'll enjoy it!
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"Hello I'm the Pony Critic, I break the fourth wall for your entertainment." The Pony Critic does his introduction to the viewers.
"today we're looking at a fanfic that's so dark, so crazy & so con-freaking-fusing!!!! it got some mixed reviews... in case you haven't guessed it, i'm of course talking about Cartoonfan22's "Sister Talks Back"." Pony Critic announced the fanfic as it shows footage from the fanfic.
"This fanfic was created in February 13, 2013, released one day before hearths and hooves day... kinda like before the st. hearts and hooves attack... oh the violence in both manehatten and fillinois, it's so brutal and so controversial that the creator even called it's own story: "One of My Under-Rated Dark & Brutal Controversial MLP Fanfic Ever", man... talk about self-promotion, not only that, it was a birthday gift to PLCTheCD... A Bloodied No-Holds Barred Harsh Birthday Gift." The Pony Critic described about cf22's story which was released before hearths and hooves day but to a friend's birthday... it's creepy.
"So let's take a look at "Sister Talks Back" and see how brutal this fic is." The Pony Critic shows the viewers the story of cf22's STB...
"So it starts like any other happy madison movie would, show us some quotes... but you better read it for them." Pony Critic addressed that the quotes better read this to the viewers.
Tad J. Fox - The Pony Critic
Author's Note: huh, never thought i used my own MLP OC to review my own story for the pilot episode of "The Pony Critic"... weird.
Anyway, i hope you guys and gals enjoyed it!
I hope to see The Pony Critic review more crazy stories!!!
And hope that you'll see more of him in his series!
~
"Hello I'm the Pony Critic, I break the fourth wall for your entertainment." The Pony Critic does his introduction to the viewers.
"today we're looking at a fanfic that's so dark, so crazy & so con-freaking-fusing!!!! it got some mixed reviews... in case you haven't guessed it, i'm of course talking about Cartoonfan22's "Sister Talks Back"." Pony Critic announced the fanfic as it shows footage from the fanfic.
"This fanfic was created in February 13, 2013, released one day before hearths and hooves day... kinda like before the st. hearts and hooves attack... oh the violence in both manehatten and fillinois, it's so brutal and so controversial that the creator even called it's own story: "One of My Under-Rated Dark & Brutal Controversial MLP Fanfic Ever", man... talk about self-promotion, not only that, it was a birthday gift to PLCTheCD... A Bloodied No-Holds Barred Harsh Birthday Gift." The Pony Critic described about cf22's story which was released before hearths and hooves day but to a friend's birthday... it's creepy.
"So let's take a look at "Sister Talks Back" and see how brutal this fic is." The Pony Critic shows the viewers the story of cf22's STB...
"So it starts like any other happy madison movie would, show us some quotes... but you better read it for them." Pony Critic addressed that the quotes better read this to the viewers.
“They May Take Our Lives, But They’ll Never Take Our Freedom!!!”
- William Wallace, from Braveheart
"It shows with..." The Pony Critic was about to begin the story, but he realized the scene...
"You know what? i'll let the narrator from DBZ take this one." As The Pony Critic said as he claps his hoofs with no anger cause he knows this before as he let a familiar narrator take it.
(sound clip from DBZ Abridged: Episode of Bardock while this story plays)
Narrator: A familiar scene plays before you.
"But the similarities end as Twilight Sparkle said one word to his Big Brother that she never said in her life...." The Pony Critic said as the similarities end with twilight sparkle saying one word that she never said...
“SHUT UP!!!”
"then Twilight gives a "Reason you Suck Speech" to Shining Armor which is a treat to us who suffered from this mess... " Pony Critic Told to the viewers that Twilight is gonna give a "RYSS" to his big brother... but not with some victorious music just started playing!
(during her speech, victorious music plays.)
“LET ME TALK! First of All; You Weren’t There for Me When I Needed You, You Weren’t There for me on My Birthday, and I’m sure as Tartarus that You Weren’t There for me to Help Me Sympathy!!!! You Never Cared about Me, My Grades in Magic School was Never Good Enough for You, My Love and Affection were Never Good Enough for you All that I Ever Wanted was for You Guys to Be Proud of Me; OF ME!!!!”
The Pony Critic sniffs and salutes her for doing a great thing!!!
Shining Breaks into Tears and Cries, (Grammer Errors: 4/Story Errors: 2)
"Rainbow then tries to attempt to calm twilight down but she and her friends get "TRYS" (The Reason You Suck) Speech which sounds oddly familiar...
“You All Never Cared for Me, You All Just Try to Use Me for Your Own Purposes, and You girls brag on how good you girls are every day. You, Rarity brag about how awesome your dresses are, You, Applejack brags about how delicious her apples taste, You, Pinkie really brags on how astounding her parties are not to mention how she keeps telling about her delicious sweets, You, Rainbow Dash REALLY REALLY brags on how you’re Awesome and All That Junk, and You, Flutershy… uh, I got nothing on her. She takes care of pets real well so she gets an exception.”
The Pony Critic looks angrily shocked seeing this and it plays again....
“You All Never Cared for Me---"
"No! No! No! Don't play it again, i think i heard it before... that was from none other than DestinyDecade's Mare Do Well Meets Her Match! think about it, he read it and must've used in his story... why would he try to do that?" Pony Critic asked why would cartoonfan22 try and use that quote from MDWMHM...
"Anyway, Twilight's friends were all in worried looks until..."
"GOOD LUNA'S WINGS!!! THAT'S GOING WAAAY TOO FAR!!! CAN THIS GO EVEN GO EVEN CRAZY?!"
"Apparently yes it can, as the story is about to be over... we see twilight finishes her rant with her final speech."
"It shows with..." The Pony Critic was about to begin the story, but he realized the scene...
"You know what? i'll let the narrator from DBZ take this one." As The Pony Critic said as he claps his hoofs with no anger cause he knows this before as he let a familiar narrator take it.
(sound clip from DBZ Abridged: Episode of Bardock while this story plays)
Narrator: A familiar scene plays before you.
"But the similarities end as Twilight Sparkle said one word to his Big Brother that she never said in her life...." The Pony Critic said as the similarities end with twilight sparkle saying one word that she never said...
“SHUT UP!!!”
"then Twilight gives a "Reason you Suck Speech" to Shining Armor which is a treat to us who suffered from this mess... " Pony Critic Told to the viewers that Twilight is gonna give a "RYSS" to his big brother... but not with some victorious music just started playing!
(during her speech, victorious music plays.)
“LET ME TALK! First of All; You Weren’t There for Me When I Needed You, You Weren’t There for me on My Birthday, and I’m sure as Tartarus that You Weren’t There for me to Help Me Sympathy!!!! You Never Cared about Me, My Grades in Magic School was Never Good Enough for You, My Love and Affection were Never Good Enough for you All that I Ever Wanted was for You Guys to Be Proud of Me; OF ME!!!!”
The Pony Critic sniffs and salutes her for doing a great thing!!!
Shining Breaks into Tears and Cries, (Grammer Errors: 4/Story Errors: 2)
"Rainbow then tries to attempt to calm twilight down but she and her friends get "TRYS" (The Reason You Suck) Speech which sounds oddly familiar...
“You All Never Cared for Me, You All Just Try to Use Me for Your Own Purposes, and You girls brag on how good you girls are every day. You, Rarity brag about how awesome your dresses are, You, Applejack brags about how delicious her apples taste, You, Pinkie really brags on how astounding her parties are not to mention how she keeps telling about her delicious sweets, You, Rainbow Dash REALLY REALLY brags on how you’re Awesome and All That Junk, and You, Flutershy… uh, I got nothing on her. She takes care of pets real well so she gets an exception.”
The Pony Critic looks angrily shocked seeing this and it plays again....
“You All Never Cared for Me---"
"No! No! No! Don't play it again, i think i heard it before... that was from none other than DestinyDecade's Mare Do Well Meets Her Match! think about it, he read it and must've used in his story... why would he try to do that?" Pony Critic asked why would cartoonfan22 try and use that quote from MDWMHM...
"Anyway, Twilight's friends were all in worried looks until..."
“and You Know What I Think of Your Stetson Applejack?”
She Grabs Applejack’s Stetson and Uses Magic to Burn it into Flames, With Applejack in Despair, She Went Down on Her Knees and Grabs the Ashes of Her Stetson and Cries of Her Loss, Twilight them Walked to Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash.
“By The Way Pinkie and Rainbow, Your Parties, Pranks, The Wonderbolts, and Bragging All Totally Sucks!!!!
After Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Both Heard that, Pinkie went into Sad Mode with Her Hair Deflating like back in When She Thought Her Friends is Not Pinkie’s Friends Anymore But This Time She went into Maximum Sadness Overdrive and Cried like there’s No Tomorrow,
"Twilight, Was that Nice?" The Pony Critic asked that if was that nice saying that to Pinkie and Rainbow.
While Rainbow Dash, She was So Ticked and Sad that Her Former Friend Told Her that Pinkie’s Parties, The Pranks, & The Wonder-bolts Sucked, She was Filled with Anger and Sadness, But She Didn’t Cry, and She was Angry; She Punched Twilight in the Eye.
"I'M A STALLION!" *Punch*
"Twilight, Was that Nice?" The Pony Critic asked that if was that nice saying that to Pinkie and Rainbow.
While Rainbow Dash, She was So Ticked and Sad that Her Former Friend Told Her that Pinkie’s Parties, The Pranks, & The Wonder-bolts Sucked, She was Filled with Anger and Sadness, But She Didn’t Cry, and She was Angry; She Punched Twilight in the Eye.
"I'M A STALLION!" *Punch*
“It Hurts, Doesn’t It?” Rainbow Dash Responded
"Uhhh...." Pony Critic was about to answer that, but....
"Uhhh...." Pony Critic was about to answer that, but....
“Not as Painful When I Do This!” Twilight Responded and Then Proceeded with a Hard Kick to the Skull, Rainbow Dash’s Head was bleeding very badly, but she can still stand;
The Pony Critic smiles and claps his hooves and it plays a clip of phineas and ferb.
(Phineas: Yes, Yes it does.)
Then Twilight Then Walked to Rarity (Story Errors: 3)
The Pony Critic smiles and claps his hooves and it plays a clip of phineas and ferb.
(Phineas: Yes, Yes it does.)
Then Twilight Then Walked to Rarity (Story Errors: 3)
“Let’s See What Can We Do with Your Hair?” (Grammer Errors: 5)
"What's twilight gonna do with Rarity now?" The Pony Critic now worrying about Rarity in the hoofs of Twilight.
"What's twilight gonna do with Rarity now?" The Pony Critic now worrying about Rarity in the hoofs of Twilight.
Then Twilight Grabs Rarity’s Hair with Her Magic and Then Uses Her Magic to Grab the Scissors and Shavers to rid of… I Mean Fix Rarity’s Hair, and its Not Very Pretty.
"hmm... maybe you can be a barber twilight." Pony Critic suggested to Twilight and winked at her.
"hmm... maybe you can be a barber twilight." Pony Critic suggested to Twilight and winked at her.
Twilight Uses Her Magic to Grab the Mirror and Show it to Rarity and Rarity’s Reaction to a Haircut was Not Very Pretty.
"Celestia, here it comes, Rarity's scream!!" The Pony Critic covered his ears in preparation.
"Celestia, here it comes, Rarity's scream!!" The Pony Critic covered his ears in preparation.
Rarity Screamed Very Loud and Went into Freak-Out Mode.
Then the pony critic groans in irritation of Rarity's scream....
Then the pony critic groans in irritation of Rarity's scream....
“MY HAIR! MY HAIR!! I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU RUIN MY HAIR!!!”
Twilight Walks to Her #1 Assistant and Told Her the Bad News Dragon. (Grammer Errors: 6)
“Spike, I’m Sorry to Say This, But I’m Afraid that I Don’t Need You Anymore, I’m Replacing You with a New Assistant that Would Be Better than You.”
Spike was Ultimately Shocked to Hear This; He went on His Knees and Feet and Cried with Misery.
"Jeez Twilight, You didn't have to yell at Spike, He was abused already like in season 1!" Pony Critic said to Twilight defending spike pointed to a image of spike being hurt by angel the bunny.
"Jeez Twilight, You didn't have to yell at Spike, He was abused already like in season 1!" Pony Critic said to Twilight defending spike pointed to a image of spike being hurt by angel the bunny.
Twilight Walks to Her Teacher...
"No..."
The Princess that Help Her Be the Student that she is today...
"You Wouldn't Dare!"
Now Going to Talk Back to Her Teacher with Her Friends and Shining Armor Looking At Her in Worried Expressions.
"cartoonfan22 please!!!" Pony Critic beg of him to not show the rant of celestia but it was too late...
“Well Princess Celestia, You May Be Princess, But I Saw Every pony’s Lives Lost in War and Battle, Seeing Their Families Suffer in Sadness, Seeing That You CAN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!!! You Never Love My Friends or Me, You Just Want to Do Political Stuff, So You’ll Won’t Have Time for Me; Why Can’t You Have a Heart and Quit Being a Princess, I Never Wanted to Be a Princess, I Want to Be a Teacher of Magic Arts, But I Realized that’s Never Going to Happen; Cause You Made Me a STUDENT, I Bet Princess Luna would make a Better Princess than You.”
Princess Celestia was shocked to See Her Own Former Pupil Talk Back to Her Like That, Her Former Friends and Former Brother Look at This in Shock, Sadness, and Depression.
"No..."
The Princess that Help Her Be the Student that she is today...
"You Wouldn't Dare!"
Now Going to Talk Back to Her Teacher with Her Friends and Shining Armor Looking At Her in Worried Expressions.
"cartoonfan22 please!!!" Pony Critic beg of him to not show the rant of celestia but it was too late...
“Well Princess Celestia, You May Be Princess, But I Saw Every pony’s Lives Lost in War and Battle, Seeing Their Families Suffer in Sadness, Seeing That You CAN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!!! You Never Love My Friends or Me, You Just Want to Do Political Stuff, So You’ll Won’t Have Time for Me; Why Can’t You Have a Heart and Quit Being a Princess, I Never Wanted to Be a Princess, I Want to Be a Teacher of Magic Arts, But I Realized that’s Never Going to Happen; Cause You Made Me a STUDENT, I Bet Princess Luna would make a Better Princess than You.”
Princess Celestia was shocked to See Her Own Former Pupil Talk Back to Her Like That, Her Former Friends and Former Brother Look at This in Shock, Sadness, and Depression.
"Apparently yes it can, as the story is about to be over... we see twilight finishes her rant with her final speech."
“Now That I’m Leaving Canterlot and Moving from Ponyville to a Different Place, Know This, A Family is Where They Take Care Each Other and Love Them No Matter What, Even When You’re a Uncle, an Aunt, Cousin, or a Grandma, A Family Will Never Die; But For My Family, This One is Dead, and All of You Guys are Too. I Lost Everything I Had in The Process of Being Mad at You Guys; I Guess I Don’t Need You Guys Anymore.”
"So the Story Ends in a Depressing Note with Twilight Walking out of this Room in Sadness & Anger with his former brother, friends and princess looked depressed and sad..."
So, The Pony Critic starts to give his final thoughts on "Sister Talks Back"
"So that was "Sister Talks Back" and.... my celestia! Was it psychotic and crazy!!!! I mean, look at it, it's brutal, what was cartoonfan22 thinking?! the writing is good, showing that twilight telling them her friends and his brother should've been there... but there's problems with it, a quote was from "MDWMHM" and this should've been in Part 2 of "A Canterlot Wedding", It really is controversial and brutal how cartoonfan22 made it out to be... I'm the Pony Critic, I break the fourth wall for your entertainment."" Pony Critic leaves as this episode has ended.
Cast:So, The Pony Critic starts to give his final thoughts on "Sister Talks Back"
"So that was "Sister Talks Back" and.... my celestia! Was it psychotic and crazy!!!! I mean, look at it, it's brutal, what was cartoonfan22 thinking?! the writing is good, showing that twilight telling them her friends and his brother should've been there... but there's problems with it, a quote was from "MDWMHM" and this should've been in Part 2 of "A Canterlot Wedding", It really is controversial and brutal how cartoonfan22 made it out to be... I'm the Pony Critic, I break the fourth wall for your entertainment."" Pony Critic leaves as this episode has ended.
Tad J. Fox - The Pony Critic
Author's Note: huh, never thought i used my own MLP OC to review my own story for the pilot episode of "The Pony Critic"... weird.
Anyway, i hope you guys and gals enjoyed it!
I hope to see The Pony Critic review more crazy stories!!!
And hope that you'll see more of him in his series!
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